“When were you born?”
“Yes.”
“How old are you?”
“Old enough to remember when . . . “
“When what?”
“I don’t remember.”
“Do you have Alzheimer’s?”
“I don’t remember.”
“How does the sun protect itself?”
“I dunno.”
“It uses a large umbrella.”
“Can the sun still get skin cancer?”
“No, because the sun has no skin.”
“Who designed the angels’ gowns?”
“I’m not sure.”
“Yves Saint Laurent.”
“I thought it was Calvin Klein.”
“God offered the job offered to Calvin, but Calvin dekleined because he was not dead yet.”
“Does the future start now?”
“Yes,”
“But if it is now, then how can it be the future?”
“I’ll ask Father Time the next time I see him.”
“When will you see him?”
“Sometime in the future.”
