Round or flat, Earth is a beautiful place to live.  If you travel at the speed of light, then Earth is only 8 minutes from the sun and seconds away from Venus Square and Mars Mall.  Located in a solar system near the edge of the Milky Way,  Earth has an unobstructed view of space and the stars.

Come to Earth and see why the Grays, Reptillians and Nordics, to name a few, have chosen to live here.

Earth does have human beings, but they are of no concern.  Humans are in the process of destroying themselves.  They will be gone soon.  Earth’s value will increase exponentially once the humans have disappeared.  So buy now while prices are low.

(This ad first appeared in the April, 2252 edition of The Intergalactic Federation Review, and is reprinted here with permission.)

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