Not All About Leap Day

“How many Leap Days does it take to change a light bulb?”

“How many?”

“Just one, but it does it once four years.”




Leap Day walked into a bar and the bartender said, “What will it be?”

And Leap Day said, “Time.  I want more time.  One day, every four years, is not enough.”

“I’m sorry,” said the bartender, “but we don’t serve time here.”

“I know that,” said the Leap Day. “This is a bar and not a jail.”

“Then why did you ask?” said the bartender.

And Leap Day said, “I was setting up  the punchline.”




“What is a February 29th’s favorite food?”

“I dunno.”





“What is dysfunctional, and meets once every 4 years?”


“The activist group, Leap Days Against Jumping.




February 1st to 28th got together to say goodbye to February 29th.  “We will miss you,” they said.

And February 29th said, “Why, are you all bad shots?”



“What is spare time to Leap Day?”


“Three years.”




“Why does Leap Day have a rock collection?”

“I dunno.”

“Because it likes  music.”

“Is this supposed to be funny?”





“Why did February 29th cross the road?”


“It was time to March on.”

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