Not All About the Coronavirus


“Why did the Coronavirus cross the road?”


“On the other side, was a toilet-paper sale.”


“What is the difference between the Coronavirus and a credit card?”

“I dunno.”

“It’s a good thing that you are not a doctor.”


“The Coronavirus comes with an extended warranty.”

“It does?”

“Yes.  If the Coronavirus does not keep making you sick, then you can exchange it for a virus that does.”


“Number one and zero were standing together in the number ten.  Zero turned to number one and said, ‘Without you, I am nothing.’ “

“What’s a joke about what zero said to number one doing in a blog of jokes about the Coronavirus?  This zero joke does not belong here.”

“Yes, it does.”

“How does it belong?”

“Because the title of the blog is Not All About the Coronavirus.”


“How do you get rid of the Coronavirus?”


“Tell it that it will have to start paying property taxes if it stays any longer.”


The Coronavirus walked into a bar, and the bartender said, “What will it be?”

And the Coronavirus said, “I’ll have a vaccine, please.  I want to end it all.”

“Sorry, but we don’t have a vaccine.” said the bartender. “Come back in a year.”



“Why would God create a virus that keeps people from worshiping in his house?”




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