A Silly Story

 

Once upon a time there was a virus.  And it killed everybody.

This tragedy made the doom-and-gloom media happy.  And they rejoiced, and rejoiced and rejoiced!

And then doom-and-gloom media realized that there was no one left to scare.  What despair.

Their despair only lasted a bit before the doom-and-gloom media realized that they could report on how there was no one left to scare.  And so they did.

But the doom-and-gloom media reporting on how there was no one left to scare did not last long.  From a galaxy far far away, came two-and-a-half giant kumquats.  The giant kumquats ate the planet Earth.  Not only did this put an end to the doom-and-gloom media, but it also put an end to climate change.

After their Earth meal, the two-and-a-half giant kumquats returned to their planet in a galaxy far far away.  They did not know that they carried the virus that had killed everyone on Earth.

Soon, kumquats started dying from a killer virus.  The kumquat media, on that planet in a galaxy far far away, rejoiced.

 

THE END

 

PLEASE WASH YOUR HANDS FOR THE LENGTH OF TIME IT TOOK YOU TO READ THIS SILLY STORY.  THANK YOU.

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I am Minnie and Chic's son.