Jobs for a Funny Bone Technician

 

As mentioned in “About Gary,” I could go along with the world’s name for my career and call myself a comedian.  But I prefer to define myself as a funny bone technician.  As a funny bone technician, I use the principles of stand-up comedy, Laughter Yoga, and Hyena Philosophy to make people not laugh.

There is too much laughter in the world.  My job as a funny bone technician is to make the world a better place by doing my best to decrease the amount of laughter in it.

But the world has different ideas as to what a funny bone technician should do.  Here are three job offers I received from the Kimble Group, a recruitment firm, on my Linkedin profile:

 – Rocky Mountain Tissue Bank has an opening for a Processing Technician for Human Bone in their Aurora location. We thought you might be interested in this opportunity . . . 

 

 – ROCKVILLE MEDICAL has an opening for an Xray Technician BONE DENSITY in their Belfast location. We thought you might be interested in this opportunity . . . 

 

 – UCLA Health has an opening for a Bone Densitometry Technician (DEXA)/Medical Assist in their Thousand Oaks location. We thought you might be interested in this opportunity . . . 

 

Other recruitment firms have offered me many similar jobs with “bone” in the title.  Naturally, I have no desire to apply for them.

Thank you for not laughing.

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I am Minnie and Chic's son.