As mentioned in “About Gary,” I could go along with the world’s name for my career and call myself a comedian. But I prefer to define myself as a funny bone technician. As a funny bone technician, I use the principles of stand-up comedy, Laughter Yoga, and Hyena Philosophy to make people not laugh.
There is too much laughter in the world. My job as a funny bone technician is to make the world a better place by doing my best to decrease the amount of laughter in it.
But the world has different ideas as to what a funny bone technician should do. Here are three job offers I received from the Kimble Group, a recruitment firm, on my Linkedin profile:
– Rocky Mountain Tissue Bank has an opening for a Processing Technician for Human Bone in their Aurora location. We thought you might be interested in this opportunity . . .
– ROCKVILLE MEDICAL has an opening for an Xray Technician BONE DENSITY in their Belfast location. We thought you might be interested in this opportunity . . .
– UCLA Health has an opening for a Bone Densitometry Technician (DEXA)/Medical Assist in their Thousand Oaks location. We thought you might be interested in this opportunity . . .