Overheard . . .

 

“Daddy, it’s a good thing the fishes are waterproof.”

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“Goddamn taxes!  The next thing you know, the government is gonna wanna tax free estimates!

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“Do you look as silly naked as you do in your clothes?”

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“No one believes me that the red stain on my mattress is wine.”

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“I’m reading a book about how to read books.”

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“You know how it works: everything my wife has is valuable, and everything I have is junk.”

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“It’s not normal to watch a movie with no sex, violence, or coarse language.”

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“The fact that you think you know everything proves that you don’t know anything.”

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“If I were in charge, I’d make it against the law to wear socks with sandals.”

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“Your music is too loud!”
“What?”

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“When is enough, enough?  Soon, the government will tell us when to laugh and when to cry.”

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“I could not believe it!  That was her name!  Mrs. Thesta Pestawhistle!”

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“When is all this nonsense going to end?”

 

 

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