How can they call it a password when it consists of letters, numbers, and symbols?

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What is the sound of one hand?

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Which came first, the chicken or the cross-the-road joke?

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“Why didn’t the coward cross the road?
“Why?”
“Because he was a chicken.”

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Do flying saucers believe in ghosts?

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Some people have high IQs.
Some people have low IQs.
Some people have no IQs.

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It is not a good idea to drink the lemonade you make from the lemons life gives you.

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Will the Frog People ever invade us to eat the flies in our pants?

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I could sit here and think all day.
Or, I could sit here and think all day.
I know, I will sit here and think all day.