“Why did the meditator cross the road?”
“Why?”
“To kunda his lini on the other side.”

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A meditator walked into a bar, and the bartender said, “What will it be?”
“I’m not sure, ” said the mediator.  “Ummmm…”

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“How many meditators does it take to change a light bulb?”
“How many?”
“Just one, but first he has to find enlightenment.”

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“Knock.  Knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“A meditator.”
“A meditator who?”
“A meditator who is looking for enlightenment to change a light bulb.”

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You should sit in meditation for 20 minutes every day — unless you are too busy; then you should sit for an hour.
                                     – Zen Saying

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Meditation:  Years and years of study and practice to learn how to think about nothing.

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Wherever you are, there you are.  But what if you are not all there?

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“Okay, you’ve ummed enough,” said the bartender.  “What do you want?”
And the meditator said, “Inner peace and personal transformation.”
“To drink,” said the bartender.  “What do you want to drink?”
“I don’t drink,” said the meditator.
“Then why did you walk into my bar?” said the bartender.
And the meditator said, “I wanted to see what it was like to be in a walked-into-a-bar joke with no punchline.”
“So, asked the bartender, “how long are you going to stay here?”
And the meditator said, “Just until the end of this blog.”