“Why did the psychic cross the road?”
“Why?”
“To fulfill her prophecy that one day she would cross a road.”

*

“Knock.  Knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“I knew you would say that.”

*

“How many psychics does it take to change a light bulb?”
“How many?”
“Just one, but the psychic will change the bulb just before it burns out.”

*

A psychic walked into a bar, and the bartender said, “I know you want a beer.  I’m psychic, too.”
And the psychic said, “I figured you would know because of the name of your bar: The Mind Reader.”
And then the bartender and psychic spent the rest of this joke communicating telepathically, so I cannot report what they thought.

*

Because of the Coronavirus, psychics cannot figure out how to social-distance between their physical and astral bodies.

*

“Knock.  Knock.”
“You again?”
“I knew you would say that.”
“So, why did you come back?”
“Because reincarnation is true.”

*

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“Any predictions?”
“Yes.”
“What do you predict?”
“I predict that the Future will happen.  And when it does, it will be the Present.”
“Wow!  Any other predictions?”
“Yes.  I predict The End is here.”