What Do I Write?

Sometimes I sit down with no idea what to write.  I stare at a blank page while exploring ideas inside my head . . .

What would I do if I was King of the World?  Ban censorship?  

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After losing his job because of a pandemic, a comedian meets the ghost of one of his jokes that died during his last performance.

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An atomic bomb falls in love with a Russian scientist.  Together they lead a life of crime by robbing banks.  They eventually retire from their life of bank robbing, and open a bingo hall.

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The mayor of a small town lets the dogs out just before man-eating garbage cans eat him.  These man-eating garbage cans celebrate after their meal of the mayor by going out to play bingo.

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After escaping from prison, a convict finds Jesus.  Jesus says, “Why didn’t you find me in prison?”  And the convict says, “I was too busy selling life insurance.”

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A talking cat travels the world asking, “Who let the dogs out?”  It finally takes a job at a bingo hall calling out bingo numbers.  The talking cat and the bingo hall’s ductwork fall in love.

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An angel takes a vacation, but feels guilty and puts it back.

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Hoping to impress people, a son of a bitch pees only on high-class fire hydrants.

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After his flying saucer crashes, an injured alien gets a job as a caller in a bingo hall.  This job was previously held by a talking cat who ran off with the ductwork.

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A writer is troubled because he hears the thoughts of his characters.  But he calms down when a character tells him, “You look normal to me.”

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At a bingo hall, man-eating garbage cans meet an injured alien who tells them, “Enough is enough!”

And I still do not know what to write.

 

 

 

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