One of the best things I bought was an Extended Picker Upper. Using it means that I do not have to bend over to pick something up. At my advanced age of 932 years, bending over is such a chore. All kinds of aches and pains appear throughout my body when I bend over. The Extended Picker Upper stops me from experiencing these aches and pains.
Oh, the joys of getting older. I oooo and grunt and moan and groan when I have to bend over, or kneel, or squat, or simply get up after sitting for a long time. These oooos and grunts and moans and groans are the same noises I made during sex 900 years ago.