Toronto is in the midst of a heatwave. It is so hot in Toronto that Satan was seen buying some property. He is thinking about relocating.
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“Why did the omelet cross the road?”
“I dunno.”
“It was trying to catch up to the chicken that laid it.”
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“How many light bulbs burn out during a heatwave?”
“How many?”
“All of them.”
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“Knock. Knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Humidity.”
“Humidity who?”
“Humidity. Just humidity.”
“Really? It’s not the heat?”
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“It’s so hot in Toronto.”
“How hot is it?”
“It’s so hot:
– Dog days are buying air conditioning
– Cinderella’s glass slippers melted
– Women’s hot flashes have been renamed cold flashes
– Heaven became Hell which confused the inhabitants
– Caterpillars are requesting fans for their cocoons
– Ghosts will only haunt refrigerators
– even the water is thirsty
– firetrucks are catching on fire.
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