I slept better once I let the cat out of the bag.
Never mind letting sleeping dogs lie, make them tell the truth!
“Did you hear about the bald guy who broke his neck?”
“He was trying to let down his hair.”
How does one get hot enough to let off steam?
“Unless you have lots of time, never let the dead bury the dead.”
“Dead people are slow. It takes them forever to dig graves.”
How do you go back to square one when the squares have no numbers?
“What does a mouse with a house fear the most?”
“Is carpet diem a type of fish?”
“Yes, but a different kettle of fish.”
“How can there be fates worse than death when death is the permanent ending?”
“Obviously, you have never been married.”
“I can’t think of another variation of a saying.”
“You’re at your wits’ end.”