Say What?

I slept better once I let the cat out of the bag.

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Never mind letting sleeping dogs lie, make them tell the truth!

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“Did you hear about the bald guy who broke his neck?”
“No.”
“He was trying to let down his hair.”

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How does one get hot enough to let off steam?

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“Unless you have lots of time, never let the dead bury the dead.”
“Why?”
“Dead people are slow.  It takes them forever to dig graves.”

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How do you go back to square one when the squares have no numbers?

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“What does a mouse with a house fear the most?”
“I dunno.”
“Cat burglars.”

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“Is carpet diem a type of fish?”
“Yes, but a different kettle of fish.”

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“How can there be fates worse than death when death is the permanent ending?”
“Obviously, you have never been married.”

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“I can’t think of another variation of a saying.”
“You’re at your wits’ end.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

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