When Jesus comes back, will Godot be with him?

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“How does God change a light bulb?”
“How?
“He doesn’t.  When a light burns out, God says, “Let there be light,” and there is.

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“How can I prove I exist?”
“Did you feel that?”
“Feel what?”
“Oh, oh.  Perhaps you don’t exist.”
“What was I supposed to feel?”
“How should I know?  You don’t exist.”

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“Do we have Free Will?”
“No, a lawyer usually charges for one.”

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A chicken asked an egg, “Which came first, the Universe or the Void?”
And the egg said, “Why are you asking me?  You know that eggs can’t talk.”
“Sorry,” said the chicken.

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“What is Beauty?”
“I don’t know, but I heard that it is only skin deep.”

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“What is Truth?”
“A rare quality on this planet.”

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“What gives Life meaning?”
“A dictionary.”

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“What is a Fair Society?”
“One that is not dark.”

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“Why do we create Art?”
“To give galleries something to do.”

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Do they have to wear masks in Heaven?

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“Do you believe in God?”
“No.”
“Why not?”
“I’ve never seen him in church.”
“Maybe he’s not religious.”
“God? Not religious?”
“Maybe he’s at church, but chooses to remain invisible.”
“Why would he be invisible?”
“I don’t know.  To avoid the collection plate?”

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“Who created God?”
“Human beings.”

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“Does Time have a Beginning and an End?”
“I don’t know, but this blog does.”