Scraping the Bottom of the Barrel

These words are from the bottom of an idea barrel. Their purpose is to provide some form of entertainment to readers providing they can read.  If readers cannot read, then it is a mystery why they are called “readers.”

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“Why did the road cross the road.”
“I dunno.”
“To experience what it was like to cross the road.”

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Do artificial people eat artificial food?

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“Hey Karma, I’m getting tired of all the crap in my life.  Are you finished with me yet?”
“Are you still in your body?”
“Yes.”
“Then I’m not finished with you.”

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“What do you call a book that uses letters to number the pages instead of numbers?”
“I dunno.”
“A book.”

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“Where do the big stars like to hang out?”
“Where?”
“In outer space.”

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“What’s the difference between a pencil and a pencil sharpener?”
“What?”
“You can’t write with a pencil sharpener.”

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WARNING:
Warnings can be dangerous if not followed.

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Time upon a once, there was a fairy tale in an alternate universe.  It had a beginning only.

 

 

 

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