“Where should elephants, rhinoceroses, and hippopotamuses never make love?”
“Where?”
“In a single bed.”
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HOLMES AND WATSON WEDDING ENDS YEARS OF RUMOR AND SPECULATION
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“Knock. Knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Love.”
“Love who.”
“Love you.”
“Really? You love me?”
“Yes, I love you.”
“But you don’t know me, and I don’t know you.”
“That doesn’t matter; we’re in the same joke.”
*
“Why doesn’t Love worry when it gets lost?”
“Why?”
“Because Love always finds a way.”
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“Did you hear what happened to Love while it was sitting in a many-splendored restaurant eating a many-splendored meal?”
“No.”
“Love fled the restaurant after Marriage walked in.”
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“What did Love do after it crossed the road for no reason?”
“It caused two surrealists to meet and fall in love, which changed their lives forever.”
“How so?”
“One surrealist became a mechanic and worked at preparing tax returns; the other surrealist entered a blog, not all about love, and became The End.”
