Questions With and Without Answers

 

“Is it okay for people with false teeth to lie?”
“Yes, as long as they don’t tell the truth.”

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“How come it costs money to have financial freedom?”
“Everything has a price.”
“Everything?  What about nothing?”
“Nothing has a price.  You have to pay for a place to store it.”

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“Are there washrooms in the Public Domain?”
“Yes, but you can only use the washrooms 50 years after the deaths of the people who built them.”

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“How come bridges never order pizzas?”
“The bridges don’t have phones.”

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“Does Chaos know that it is out of order?”
“No.”

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“How come cows do not work at McDonald’s?”
“You have to be 15 years old to work there, and most cows do not live past five.”

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 “Do telephones call each other?”

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“What do dragons and sex after marriage have in common?”
“Both are myths.”

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“How come you never see trees wearing shoes?”
“They have no feet.”

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“Who invented The End?”
Fineeto Finale invented The End because he wanted to put a stop to things that went on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on.”
“I’m glad I asked.”

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