How Many Hours In Forever?

“How many hours in Forever?”
“It will take me an eternity to tell you.”

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“Is space a vacuum?”
“Yes.”
“How could there have been a Big Bang when sound cannot travel in a vacuum?”

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“Why did Sir Isaac Newton cross the road?”
“I dunno.”
“To find a hospital for his head injury.”

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APPLE ORCHID LAUNCHES MILLION DOLLAR LAWSUIT AGAINST LAW OF GRAVITY

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“Was Einstein a genius?”
“Yes, relatively speaking.”

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“Why did Eternity cross the road?”
“Why?”
“To ask directions on how to get to Forever.”

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Poor Eternity is worried.  It asks, “What will I do at the End of Time?”

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“What did Forever say when Eternity finally arrived?”
“What?”
“It’s about time!”

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Does Eternity ever get a day off?

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“Which came first, Eternity or Infinity?
“I don’t know, but I could ponder your question forever.”

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