“Why did the lockdown cross the road?”
“Why?”
“To flatten the curve.”
“But lockdowns never flatten the curve.”
“I know.”
“So, why would a lockdown cross the road to flatten the curve when it never flattens the curve?”
“Good question.  Unelected health experts ignore this when they impose lockdowns and other restrictions.”

*

A lockdown walked into a bar, and the bartender said, “Oops!” and closed the bar.

*

“How are caterpillars and lockdowns the same?”
“I dunno.”
“Both transform.  Caterpillars transform into butterflies, and lockdowns change into pains in the ass.”

*

“How many lockdowns does it take to change a light bulb?”
“How many?”
“Just one, but the light bulb must be wearing a mask.”

*

Why don’t they invent a vaccine that prevents taxes?

*

“Do you wanna hear the best lockdown joke?”
“Sure.”
“The Polymerase Chain Reaction (PCR) tests are not accurate.  These tests give false positives and false negatives.  Everyone ignores this fact when the government releases Covid-19 case numbers—especially record-breaking Covid-19 case numbers.  Not even the elephant in the room says that case numbers from faulty tests do not equal Covid-19 infections.”
“Really?  What a joke!”

 

The FDA today joined The WHO and Dr.Fauci in admitting there is a notable risk of false results from the standard PCR-Test used to define whether an individual is a COVID “Case” or not . . . 

 

https://principia-scientific.com/now-fda-admits-pcr-tests-give-false-covid-results/