How come every time I have to pee, I have to pee?

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Do nuts know that they are nuts?

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Did Chandelier have a relative who was a Shakespearean king with three daughters?

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Is it possible to dog-ear the pages of an ebook?

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Is noun the past tense of now?

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How come accidents never happen when it is convenient?

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Is it true that alligators don’t take elevators because the alligators can’t reach the floor buttons?

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Where do kangaroos do their laundry?

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“Lemons are afraid of water.”
“Why do you say that?”
“Have you ever seen a lemon swimming or scuba diving?”
“You have waaay too much time on your hands.”
“How can I have too much time on my hands when time is only on clocks and watches?”

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