Did Chandelier have a relative who was a Shakespearean king with three daughters?
Is it possible to dog-ear the pages of an ebook?
Is noun the past tense of now?
How come accidents never happen when it is convenient?
Is it true that alligators don’t take elevators because the alligators can’t reach the floor buttons?
Where do kangaroos do their laundry?
“Lemons are afraid of water.”
“Why do you say that?”
“Have you ever seen a lemon swimming or scuba diving?”
“You have waaay too much time on your hands.”
“How can I have too much time on my hands when time is only on clocks and watches?”