I try to write every day. I feel good if I write every day. Often I set out to write, and I get distracted.
I am distracted now, occasionally watching a spider try to capture the fly of my pants.
Here are some other things that distract me:
The abductions are not so bad. It is the anal probes the aliens perform every time they abduct me.
“Why do you give me so many anal probes?” I asked an alien.
The alien replied, “We keep trying to get better-than-crappy results.”
I always fool myself when going online. I always think, “I’ll just go on for a few minutes.” A few minutes becomes a few hours.
If I keep spending so much time online, then by law, I must change the address on my driver’s license to an IP Address.