I used to hate receiving junk mail. I do not know why. All I had to do was throw it out, but I got angry over getting junk mail. And then, one day, I decided to have fun using the junk mail. From that time, I looked forward to receiving it.
Most of the junk mail came with postage-paid envelopes. I used a red marker to write, NO, THANK YOU almost covering the whole page of the junk-mail letter. Then I stuffed it and all papers that came with the junk mail, including the envelope, into the postage-paid envelope and mailed it.
What a fun way to get rid of junk mail! No need to have it taking up space in my garbage.
Recently, an application for a Capital One Mastercard appeared in my mailbox. After what my ancestors went through on the plantations, I did not want to be involved with anything with the word “master” in it.
I did not open the envelope. It was not addressed to me. It was not addressed to anyone. I took a red marker and wrote MOVED and mailed it. I hope this does not confuse the people at the post office.