If Jesus was crucified today, would The Authorities make him wear a mask on the cross?

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“What did one mask say to the other?”
“I dunno”
“It said, ‘I hope we don’t catch anything.’ “

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“Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.”
– Albert Einstein

“We are on our third lockdown.”
– An Ontario Resident

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 Upon rising from the dead, Jesus said, “Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee!”

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Are politicians who impose lockdowns socially-distancing from their brains?

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Why not call the Saturday between Good Friday and Easter Sunday “Not-So-Bad Saturday”?

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“What’s the difference between a Lockup and a Lockdown?”
“What?”
“Only one works.”

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