By Gary JohnstonApril 5, 2021Category: UncategorizedTags: easter, lockdown If Jesus was crucified today, would The Authorities make him wear a mask on the cross? * “What did one mask say to the other?” “I dunno” “It said, ‘I hope we don’t catch anything.’ “ * “Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.” – Albert Einstein “We are on our third lockdown.” – An Ontario Resident * Upon rising from the dead, Jesus said, “Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee!” * Are politicians who impose lockdowns socially-distancing from their brains? * Why not call the Saturday between Good Friday and Easter Sunday “Not-So-Bad Saturday”? * “What’s the difference between a Lockup and a Lockdown?” “What?” “Only one works.” * TOMB FOR SALE Only used once for three days. Close to public transit and shopping. No reasonable offer refused.