If Jesus was crucified today, would The Authorities make him wear a mask on the cross?
“What did one mask say to the other?”
“It said, ‘I hope we don’t catch anything.’ “
“Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.”
– Albert Einstein
“We are on our third lockdown.”
– An Ontario Resident
Upon rising from the dead, Jesus said, “Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee!”
Are politicians who impose lockdowns socially-distancing from their brains?
Why not call the Saturday between Good Friday and Easter Sunday “Not-So-Bad Saturday”?
“What’s the difference between a Lockup and a Lockdown?”
“Only one works.”
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