By Gary JohnstonApril 17, 2021Category: Uncategorized Lockdowns do not work at bringing Covid-case numbers down. But never mind that, let’s impose another lockdown to bring the Covid-case numbers down. * “What do you call a lockdown that does not work?” “I dunno.” “Unemployed.” * “Why did the chicken cross the road?” “Why?” “It got tired of being at home.” * Did a lockdown write, The Art of Doing Nothing? * “Lockdowns destroy economies and cause depression and suicide.” “Really? What about a lockdown’s negative effects?” “None come to mind offhand.” * “How many lockdowns does it take to change a light bulb?” “How many?” “Just one, but the light bulb has to wear a mask.” * Would the world be a safer place if zombies wore masks? * “What do you get when you cross stupidity with insanity?” “What?” “You get the government imposing another lockdown.” * How long would lockdowns last if the politicians imposing them did not get paid for the lockdown’s duration? * WANTED: Iceberg to sink a Titanic lockdown. No experience necessary.