Lockdowns do not work at bringing Covid-case numbers down. But never mind that, let’s impose another lockdown to bring the Covid-case numbers down.

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“What do you call a lockdown that does not work?”
“I dunno.”
“Unemployed.”

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“Why did the chicken cross the road?”
“Why?”
“It got tired of being at home.”

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Did a lockdown write, The Art of Doing Nothing?

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“Lockdowns destroy economies and cause depression and suicide.”
“Really?  What about a lockdown’s negative effects?”
“None come to mind offhand.”

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“How many lockdowns does it take to change a light bulb?”
“How many?”
“Just one, but the light bulb has to wear a mask.”

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Would the world be a safer place if zombies wore masks?

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“What do you get when you cross stupidity with insanity?”
“What?”
“You get the government imposing another lockdown.”

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How long would lockdowns last if the politicians imposing them did not get paid for the lockdown’s duration?

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WANTED:
Iceberg to sink
a Titanic lockdown.
No experience necessary.