When the student is ready, the teacher appears—six feet away and wearing a mask.
*
How do a cat’s nine lives affect the premiums of its life insurance policy?
*
“Actions speak louder than words.”
“What?”
*
You know it’s The Truth when Big Brother goes out of his way to censor it and call it “fake news.”
*
A fool and his money are soon taxed.
*
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. And then the step gets married and has children and so much for the journey of a thousand miles.
*
Cleanliness is next to Godliness. Not only is Cleanliness not social distancing, but it is not wearing a mask.
*
I would love to open a restaurant and have a buffet of junk from a junkyard. Sign outside the restaurant?
All You Can’t Eat
*
If only things were the way they are, then I would be happy.
*
There is no time like The End.
