If Only . . .

When the student is ready, the teacher appears—six feet away and wearing a mask.

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How do a cat’s nine lives affect the premiums of its life insurance policy?

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“Actions speak louder than words.”
“What?”

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You know it’s The Truth when Big Brother goes out of his way to censor it and call it “fake news.”

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A fool and his money are soon taxed.

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A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.  And then the step gets married and has children and so much for the journey of a thousand miles.

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Cleanliness is next to Godliness.  Not only is Cleanliness not social distancing, but it is not wearing a mask.

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I would love to open a restaurant and have a buffet of junk from a junkyard.  Sign outside the restaurant?
All You Can’t Eat

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If only things were the way they are, then I would be happy.

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There is no time like The End.

 

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