Say a Prayer of Gratitude with a politically correct ending.
Our Father,
Who art in Heaven,
Thank you for all the things
That happened in my life—even the good things.
Aperson
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Paint a self-portrait.
(Here is my self-portrait. I painted it during a power failure.)
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Masturbate.
(Masturbating will not overcome the creative block, but you will feel good.)
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Pollinate flowers.
(You may not do it as well as the bees, but the flowers will not complain.)
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Take a hot bath.
(The only problem is where do you take it, and what happens to it after you leave it? Also, will anyone notice that a hot bath is missing?).
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Jump off a cliff.
(If you survive, then creative blocks will not be your worst problem.)
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Wander through your neighborhood searching through garbage cans. You may feel inspired by the odors. The smell from my neighbor’s garbage inspired this blog.