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Being naked may cause laughter.

 

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Eating may cause obesity.

 

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Thinking may cause dissatisfaction with life.

 

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Poison may be poisonous.

 

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The truth may not set you free.  Instead, it may get you into a big pile of poop.

 

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Stress may stress you out.

 

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Breathe at your own risk.  Breathing may lead to a longer life with more pain and suffering and comfort and joy.

 

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The End of this blog may lead to relief.