By Gary JohnstonJune 6, 2021Category: UncategorizedTags: nonsense “Speaking Nonsense” circa 1942, (oil on a computer screen) by Edward Lear. It follows, therefore, that the only true meaning of relief comes from receiving a million dollars and lots of sex. * Some peoples’ brains are collecting unemployment insurance. * Is a psychiatrist talking to herself considered self-help? * PHOTOCOPIER EXPELLED FOR PLAGIARISM * “What do you call a brick with a high I.Q.?” “What?” “A brick.” * If an ear falls in the forest, and no one is around, do the trees hear it? * Does a knot sleep tight? * Does the past have a past? * “Knock Knock” “Who’s there? “Opportunity.” “Of course! I should have known.” * Eat a doctor a day and you won’t want any apples. * “What’s the best way to beat the heat?” “Use a snow club.” * What does a window jump out of? * “Can you think of any jokes about toilet paper?” “No.” (Portions of this blog were previously posted in a washing machine on Mars. They are reposted here without detergent.)