“Do you want to feel protected against Covid-19?”
“Yes, for sure.”
“Wear three masks and then stretch a condom over your head. Scientific studies have proven that no virus can get through three masks and a condom.”
Is bankruptcy a disease caused by bankers?
How can a court be Supreme when there are human beings in it?
“Why did the mistake cross the road?”
“To go to the bathroom.”
“How does a mistake go to the bathroom?
“Telling you is too much information.”
“How can I get out of debt?”
“Pretend you are the government and don’t worry
“What is case law?”
“That is a salad made of raw sliced or chopped cabbage.”
Does a shortcoming happen when short people have sex?
“In the event that I am wrong, this standard is a notice that raises the issue of approval.”
“Time to stop.”