“Do you want to feel protected against Covid-19?”
“Yes, for sure.”
“Wear three masks and then stretch a condom over your head.  Scientific studies have proven that no virus can get through three masks and a condom.”

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Is bankruptcy a disease caused by bankers?

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How can a court be Supreme when there are human beings in it?

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“Why did the mistake cross the road?”
“Why?”
“To go to the bathroom.”
“How does a mistake go to the bathroom?
“Telling you is too much information.”

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“How can I get out of debt?”
“Pretend you are the government and don’t worry
about it.”

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“What is case law?”
“That is a salad made of raw sliced or chopped cabbage.”

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Does a shortcoming happen when short people have sex?

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“In the event that I am wrong, this standard is a notice that raises the issue of approval.”
“Uh?”
“Time to stop.”