Sayings

“Nothing is certain.”
“Really?  Then find Nothing and ask it how it knows.”

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“A bird in the hand is worth $2.47.”
“How do you know?”
“A bush told me.”

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away.  Is there food which does the same for boring people?

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In a family of pigs, which pig brings home the bacon?

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“What do you call 13 bakers?”
“I dunno.”
“A baker’s dozen.”

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Two wrongs don’t make a right.  Wrongs can’t drive.

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When the going gets tough, the tough go on Facebook and post about it.

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People who live in glass houses should wear clothes all the time.

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“A picture is worth $2.47.”
“How do you know?”
“A bush told me.”

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Never look a gift horse in the mouth—especially if the horse has not brushed its teeth.

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All good things come to an end.

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