My wife wanted a dog. I DID NOT WANT A DOG . . .
And so we got a dog.
I was foolish when I got married. I actually believed that I could win an argument! How stupid was that? I would have saved myself a lot of trouble if I had gone along and said, “Yes dear.”
War and Marriage
War, or armed conflict, has many rules set out by the Geneva Conventions. Marriage has only one rule not written down anywhere: Whatever she says.
After several months of marriage, I realized that I was going to places I did not want to go to and doing things I did not want to do. I remembered an old joke:
One man to another: What did you do before you were married?
The other man: Anything I wanted.
I married for love, and it did not work out. If I ever get married again, then it will be for money.
When did my wife get promoted? We were both Privates before the wedding. Suddenly, my wife was a Five-Star General while I remained a Private. When did that happen?
They say sex can be a problem that leads to marriage breakdown.
Sex was never a problem in our marriage. We never had any.
They married and lived happily ever after.
What a fairy tale!