My wife wanted a dog. I DID NOT WANT A DOG . . .
And so we got a dog.
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I was foolish when I got married. I actually believed that I could win an argument! How stupid was that? I would have saved myself a lot of trouble if I had gone along and said, “Yes dear.”
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War and Marriage
War, or armed conflict, has many rules set out by the Geneva Conventions. Marriage has only one rule not written down anywhere: Whatever she says.
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After several months of marriage, I realized that I was going to places I did not want to go to and doing things I did not want to do. I remembered an old joke:
One man to another: What did you do before you were married?
The other man: Anything I wanted.
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I married for love, and it did not work out. If I ever get married again, then it will be for money.
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When did my wife get promoted? We were both Privates before the wedding. Suddenly, my wife was a Five-Star General while I remained a Private. When did that happen?
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They say sex can be a problem that leads to marriage breakdown.
Sex was never a problem in our marriage. We never had any.
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They married and lived happily ever after.
What a fairy tale!