The media and the medical experts are going to a lot of trouble to spread fear. Canada’s Chief Medical Officer, Dr. Theresa Tam, said that Canada could see 15,000 cases a day by October if more people do not get vaccinated.
I am an expert, too. I have a Ph.D. in BS. I want to do my part to help spread some fear:
Be careful getting vaccinated. It could cause you to develop a permanent fear of catching COVID from the unvaccinated.
Double-mask when talking on the telephone. COVID could travel through telephone conversations.
Stay at least 2 meters or 6 feet away from your computer and television screens. COVID particles could become pixels.
Oh no! It’s too late. Someone somewhere on Earth just sneezed. WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!