LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION
My bathroom spiders do not understand the importance of location. They keep building their webs in or across my bathroom sink. They do this several times a month.
Such carefully built webs! I feel bad destroying these labors of love. The spiders worked so hard making them. But unlike the bugs, I have to wash and shave.
I will notify the Spider Board of Education to tell its instructors to spend more time on location, location, location.