My bathroom spiders do not understand the importance of location.  They keep building their webs in or across my bathroom sink.  They do this several times a month.

Such carefully built webs!  I feel bad destroying these labors of love.  The spiders worked so hard making them.  But unlike the bugs, I have to wash and shave.

I will notify the Spider Board of Education to tell its instructors to spend more time on location, location, location.