CBC Edmonton presented a training facility with a mannequin as an actual Intensive Care Unit (ICU) in a news story.  After getting caught, CBC apologized saying that it was “an error in judgment.”

Would it be an error in judgment to date the CBC mannequin?

*

“Why did the error in judgment cross the road?”
“I dunno.”
“It didn’t.  The error in judgment made an error in judgment over the speed of a car and never made it across the road.”

*

“How many errors in judgment does it take to change a light bulb?”
“How many?”
“Two.  One to change the light bulb, and the other to apologize.”

*

An error in judgment walked into a bar and the bartender said, “What will it be?”
And the error in judgment said, “I can’t decide.  I am afraid of making an error in judgment.”
“How about I bring you an apology?” said the bartender.”
“Okay,” said the error in judgment, ” as long as the apology is sincere.”

*

“Knock  Knock”
“Who’s there?”
“An error in judgment.”
“An error in judgment?  What are you doing here?  This is not the government.”
“Sorry, I made an error in judgment.”

*

The error in judgment finished drinking the apology and said,  “That apology wasn’t very good.”
“I’m sorry,” said the bartender.

*

“What is an error in judgment’s favorite position?”
“What?”
“Lying.”

*

“I made an error in judgment.  I’m sorry.  It won’t happen again.”
(God apologizes to the Earth for the creation of human beings.)