I could not think of a title for the hodgepodge about to follow.  A voice in my head suggested, “Peanut Butter.”  Who am I to argue with a voice in my head?

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“But I’ve already had two jabs.  I need a booster?”
“Yes.”
“What’s in the booster?”
“The same stuff that did not work in jabs one and two.”

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Someone needs to remind Big Pharma that God gave human beings an immune system.

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Am I at risk because the voices in my head are not vaccinated?

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I’m honestly asking anyone willing to answer: what’s the ethical, scientific, and logical justification to force the entire world to receive a product made by habitually criminal companies who aren’t liable for injury or death when the product doesn’t even stop transmission?
– Daniel Alexander

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“How many vaccines does it take to change a light bulb?”
“How many?”
“One, but the vaccine has to be vaccinated.”

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“Can you name some of the high-profile employees working for Big Pharma?”
“Yes.”
“Who?”
“Justin Trudeau, Joe Biden, Boris Johnson, Angela Merkel . . . “

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“How do you wash a dirt bike?”
“How?”
“With soap and water.”

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“Johnston, you’re out of your mind!”
“Out of my mind?”
“Yup.”
“I can’t be out of my mind.”
“Why not?”
“Because I was never in it.”