My name is Gary Johnston.
Johnston is my maiden name.
I never changed it
after not getting married.

I am a distant relative of Adam from Eden.
We lost touch over the years.
The last I heard was that
he and his wife operate
an apple orchard somewhere.

*

Can I use my AirMiles in the afterlife?

*

I do not know
what I do not know
until I find out that
I do not know it.

*

Will I need a vaccine passport
to travel to
The 5th Dimension?

*

WARNING!
Planet Earth
May Contain
Nuts

*

Does milk ever cry
over spilled tears?

*

OLD AGE = FORGETTING
THINGS,
FALLING ASLEEP,
AND
GOING POTTY A LOT

*

Where does marijuana go
when it gets high?

*

WANTED:
A super-rich
soulmate who
will not allow
her partner to work

*

What goes around
comes around—
and gets dizzy.

*

Does it shock you
that this blog
conducts electricity?

*

COMING SOON!
The End