My Exciting Social Life

What does this say about my social life?  I got washed and dressed, today, so that I could take out the garbage.  “I’m flattered that you went to such trouble for me,” said the garbage.

I am looking forward to getting washed and dressed tomorrow to bring the empty garbage can back home.

I owe my exciting social life to the lockdown.  This lockdown is supposed to end on January 26th.  But something tells me that it will continue past January 26th for many more garbage months.

What are the chances of meeting someone, during this lockdown, who will keep me company when I take out the garbage?  I have always wanted a threesome.


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I am Minnie and Chic's son.