“Is it cold enough for you?”

What a stupid question!  If it were hot and humid, then the dummy would ask, “Is it hot enough for you?”

I answered the cold version of the question, “No, it is not cold enough for me.  When the snot from my runny nose freezes my lips together, then it will be cold enough for me.”

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“Toronto is so cold.”
“How cold is it?”
“It is so cold that Toronto snow is going to the North Pole to get warm.”

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“Knock  Knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Brrrrrrrrr.”
“Brrrrrrrrr who?”
“Gesundheit.”

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“Why did the cold wind cross the road?”
“Why?”
To cool down the hot chicks on the other side.”

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“Look at that over there!”
“What?”
“That man has icicles hanging from his nostrils.”

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REGISTER NOW  FOR
TORONTO’S COLD CONVENTION
To attend, you must have a way-below-freezing temperature.

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Is cold an element of some people’s shoulders?

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“If cold could talk, then what would it say?”
“I dunno.  What?”
“It would say, ‘I’m so cool!  Am I cold enough for you?’ “