The future belongs to those who will be alive when it comes.
Sign in a restaurant with bad service:
Why do fools fall in love?
Why do falls fool in love?
KEEP AWAY FROM
“Four fully-vaccinated tennis players dropped out of the Australian Open because of chest pains and breathing problems.”
“That’s not a joke.”
Old Age = Forgetting things, Napping, And A Lot Of Going Peepee and Poopoo In Panties.
Does marijuana ever suffer from joint pain?
I keep forgetting how I want to write my memoirs.
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This is a recording.
“That’s the way you ended yesterday’s blog.”
“I know, and you still have the wrong number.”