
Hodgepodge joke book in disguise
The future belongs to those who will be alive when it comes.
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Sign in a restaurant with bad service:
SORRY
WE’RE
OPEN
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Why do fools fall in love?
Why do falls fool in love?
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KEEP AWAY FROM
MANEATING
BANANAS!
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“Four fully-vaccinated tennis players dropped out of the Australian Open because of chest pains and breathing problems.”
“That’s not a joke.”
“I know.”
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Old Age = Forgetting things, Napping, And A Lot Of Going Peepee and Poopoo In Panties.
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Does marijuana ever suffer from joint pain?
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I keep forgetting how I want to write my memoirs.
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“That’s the way you ended yesterday’s blog.”
“I know, and you still have the wrong number.”