Random Absurd Sentences

The legend of the raven’s roar will take you places you never expected not to visit.  Those that expect nothing can never be disappointed.

A falling monkey stole the goods.   It sold them to the raven who was expecting nothing.

Lonely Henry says hello.  But you don’t know him, so it does not matter.

“The light at the end of the tunnel burned out.”
“How many Lonely Henrys did it take to change the light bulb?”
“How many?”
“A melting clock.”

The roaring lion does not like paying taxes.  Lonely Henry does.  He is a surrealist.  No one knows him.  No one cares.

The hotel has no vacancies, but this space is available.

The setback of the heart is running away to
The End

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