“How come there was no blog for January 31st?”
“I was at a conference on procrastination.”
If the vaccines are safe, how come the prime minister set aside 75 million dollars to cover the funeral costs of those killed by the vaccines?
How come the prime minister never set aside money to cover the funeral costs of those killed by corn flakes?
How come spilled dry wine still makes things wet?
“How come aliens have not invaded Earth?”
“The aliens are waiting for signs of intelligent life.”
How come people do not repeal the Law of Gravity to lose weight quickly?
“How come some doctors are against governments relaxing the COVID restrictions?”
“Relaxed restrictions mean a happier and healthier population. Doctors make no money with healthy people.”
How come a patio never pats any people?
“How come How no come?”
“How no come because How no complete course called Orgasms 101.”