“How come there was no blog for January 31st?”
“I was at a conference on procrastination.”

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If the vaccines are safe, how come the prime minister set aside 75 million dollars to cover the funeral costs of those killed by the vaccines?

https://torontosun.com/news/national/burial-costs-covered-for-canadians-killed-by-approved-vaccines

How come the prime minister never set aside money to cover the funeral costs of those killed by corn flakes?

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How come spilled dry wine still makes things wet?

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“How come aliens have not invaded Earth?”
“The aliens are waiting for signs of intelligent life.”

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How come people do not repeal the Law of Gravity to lose weight quickly?

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“How come some doctors are against governments relaxing the COVID restrictions?”
“Relaxed restrictions mean a happier and healthier population.  Doctors make no money with healthy people.”

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How come a patio never pats any people?

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“How come How no come?”
“How no come because How no complete course called Orgasms 101.”