Just so you know, God had me in mind when he created the Universe.
I was a child genius, but outgrew it. Now I am an adult dunce. Being an adult dunce is okay because I do not know any better. And it is easy. All I do is stare, and smile a lot.
We interrupt this blog to bring you a joke:
“What do cannibals call a grave?”
We now return you to the blog.
If there was a World War III, then I would volunteer for the army. I would not need any military training because, for three years, I was married.
I plan to live a long life. All I have to do is keep breathing.
“That’s it? That’s all you have to write in a blog about you?”
Yeah, I just picked up a mirror, and its picture is fascinating.