Just so you know, God had me in mind when he created the Universe.

I was a child genius, but outgrew it.  Now I am an adult dunce.  Being an adult dunce is okay because I do not know any better.  And it is easy.  All I do is stare, and smile a lot.

We interrupt this blog to bring you a joke:

“What do cannibals call a grave?”
“I dunno.”
“Buried treasure.”

We now return you to the blog.

If there was a World War III, then I would volunteer for the army.  I would not need any military training because, for three years, I was married.

I plan to live a long life.  All I have to do is keep breathing.

“That’s it?  That’s all you have to write in a blog about you?”

Yeah, I just picked up a mirror, and its picture is fascinating.