For the government, a State of Emergency exists when peaceful people stage a peaceful protest against unconstitutional laws.

What are States of Emergency for others?

 

If you are an alien, then a State of Emergency exists when you travel billions of light-years to Earth to abduct humans, and discover you forgot the equipment for anal probes.

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If you are a mosquito, then a State of Emergency exists when people use insect repellent.

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If you are a goldfish, then a State of Emergency exists if you are in the water in a food blender.

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If you are an anchor, then a State of Emergency exists if you are attached to a long piece of thread.

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 If you are a spider, then a State of Emergency exists when millions of insects use spider repellent.

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If you are a pocket, then a State of Emergency exists when the Hole family visits.

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If you are a satellite, then a State of Emergency exists when the Earth takes a meteor shower.

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If you are a pill, then a State of Emergency exists when everyone is healthy.

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If you are a flood, then a State of Emergency exists when giant mops and pails land on Earth.

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If you are a nose, then a State of Emergency exists when you smell.

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If you are a cupboard, then a State of Emergency exists when Old Mother Hubbard dies.

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If you are the sky, then a State of Emergency exists when you are happy and no longer blue.

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If you are The End, then a State of Emergency exists when Forever takes over.

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If you are Forever, then a State of Emergency exists when The End returns and says, “ENOUGH!”