By Gary JohnstonMarch 8, 2022Category: pumpticeTags: alien, upgrade It is done. “What is done?” The unscheduled maintenance. Aliens took me back to their planet, far, far away, and worked on my brain. They said I needed an upgrade. “Do you feel any different?” No, I still feel with my hands. “What made the aliens choose you for unscheduled maintenance?” I am smarter than I look. “That’s reassuring.”