Not All About Masks

 

“Why did the mask cross the road?”
“I dunno.”

“To squat on a face on the other side.”

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“How many masks does it take to change a light bulb?”
“How many?”
“Just one, but the light bulb has to be triple vaxxed with an appointment already made for the fourth booster.”

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“A mask walked into a bar and the bartender shouted, “Hey!  You can’t come in here without a face!”

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“Knock.  Knock”
Who’s there?”
“A mask.”
“A mask who?”
“A mask who is looking for a face.”
“Sorry, but I gave at the office.”

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Parent mask:  What do you want to be when you grow up?
Child mask:  I want to trap bacteria and germs on peoples’ faces for long periods.
Parent mask:  Wow!  How noble of you.

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“Do people have to wear masks and social distance in Heaven?”
“No, because it violates The Eleventh Commandment.”
The Eleventh Commandment?”
The Eleventh Commandment:  Thou shall not do stupid things.”

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The mask returned to the bar with a drunken face it had picked up in Alcoholic Alley.
“What will it be?” asked the bartender.
And the mask said, “I’ll have a glass of fresh air, please, and bring the face a glass of aftershave lotion or turpentine, thanks.”

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“What is the difference between a surgical mask and a surgical mask?”
“I dunno.”
“Wearing a surgical mask is subtle suffocation, and wearing a surgical mask is subtle suffocation.”
“I think you should stop now.”
“Why?”
“You’re starting to make sense.”

 

https://www.simonandschuster.ca/books/The-Case-Against-Masks/Judy-Mikovits/9781510764279

 

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