During a pandemic,
Common Sense and Logic leave Earth
to isolate somewhere in the Solar System.

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“Why don’t rabbits rob banks?”
“Why?”
“They don’t know how to write holdup notes.”

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During a pandemic,
unvaccinated masks still
spread germs to those who wear them.

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“When was the last time you had sex?”
“With someone, or by myself?”

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Have vaccine mandates gone too far?
Unless they are vaccinated,
bank robbers cannot enter and rob a bank.

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“Why don’t nudists rob banks?”
“Why?”
“No place to hide the gun.”

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“Why don’t cats go on game shows?”
“Why?”
“Cats can’t talk.”

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Does the government care where it gets money?
Bank robbers, drug pushers, and prostitutes
have to pay INCOME taxes.

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Time to stop to continue my search for a title for this blog.