“Does this title fit?”
“No, it’s too tight and makes your ass look big.”

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“Does a health care system that makes huge profits from people being sick want healthy people?”

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What do I know about surgery?  I always thought a heart bypass was a highway.

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PLEASE SIGN OUR PETITION

We, the undersigned, want the
government to ban petitions:

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Why do I feel that Ontario’s universal health care is not valid on Mars?

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It must be close to an election.  Many politicians are knocking at my door, concerned about what I think.

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How come there has never been a shortage of stupid people?

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Please contact me if you have any questions or concerns.  I will not answer your questions or listen to your concerns, but it will be nice to hear from you.