If today were Friday the 13th, it would be Friday the 13th.
Today wanted to be a Friday. Today auditioned for the role of Day of Fri, but the judges felt that today is better as a Day of Wednes.
It does not matter whether today is a Day of Fri or a Day of Wednes. Thirteen is a lucky number for me, no matter what day of the week.
My IQ is just below genius level at 13. My IQ used to be in the single digits. Fortunately, I fell down some stairs banging my head several times, and the fall bumped my IQ from the single digits to 13.
I went on my first date when I was 13 years old. It was with one of my imaginary friends. I do not remember what we did, but we had a good time. My imaginary friend got a kick out of the number of people who thought I was playing with myself.
Later in life, I scored 13 out of 13 on a test that did not exist. I cannot remember what the test was for, but 13 out of 13 is a perfect score.
I could give many other examples where 13 played a positive role, but things often end when you least expect them to end.
