If Jesus were around today, then he would be healing the sick and raising the dead.  Big Pharma and funeral directors would conspire to kill him.

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I am not saying that the unvaccinated do not get COVID, but, in my orbit, the only people getting COVID are the fully vaccinated.

I have a friend in the hospital, and only the vaccinated can visit her.  So, the staff are vaccinated, and the visitors are vaccinated.  Plus, everyone has to wear a mask.  Yet, the hospital has to occasionally lockdown because of COVID outbreaks.

How are these outbreaks happening?  Can we blame Donald Trump?

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“Why did the vaccine cross the road?”
“Why?”
“To go to the other side and not work.”

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“How many vaccine shots does it take to stop COVID?”
“How many?”
“No one knows.”

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“Did you know that Ontario is still in a State of Emergency?”
“No, I do not see a State of Emergency when I am out and about.”
“Neither do I, but Ontario must be in a State of Emergency.  Why else would Premier Doug Ford keep his Emergency Powers when there is no State of Emergency?”

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“Oh Lord Jesus, I heard Big Pharma and the funeral directors are plotting to kill you.”
“Yes, I am aware of their plot, and I am not worried.  People could not kill me two thousand years ago; they cannot kill me now.”
“What will you do, Oh Master?”
“I will go along with their plot.  After three days, I will rise from the dead.  And then I will visit the conspirators and give each one a wedgie.”